friends

If you want to win friends and influence people here you know How do they do it? What is the fundamental difference between us and them?

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.