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Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria.

People with the newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

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Creating Shutdown, Restart and Logoff Icons

To create the icons, create a shortcut on the desktop.For Shutdown, the command is C:\WINDOWS\RUNDLL.EXE user.exe,exitwindowsFor Restart, the command is C:\WINDOWS\RUNDLL.EXE user.exe,exitwindowsexecFor Logoff, the command is C:\WINDOWS\RUNDLL.EXE shell32.dll,SHExitWindowsEx 0
Having your Favorites and Start Menus Sort Alphabetically

If your Start Menu Program or Favorites are not sorting alphabetically, it is easy to fix this:

19 Ways To Keep A Girl

by White_Trash_Queen247
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]

2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. [It makes her feel like you really love her.]

4. Cuddle with her. [She'll feel like your there for her]
5. Hug her from behind [It makes her feel special]

6. Write little notes. [She smiles. They're cute; The end]

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.