Secret Strip Club Exposed Under Boulder, CO Mall

Before it was made public, men in Boulder, CO could have lots of fun shopping at the local mall. There was a secret strip club (complete with back alley entrance) under the outdoor pedestrian mall.

Of course, the officials knew nothing about it. Yeah. I wonder how long its been operating? I also wonder how much mall sales will drop. There's only so many times a man can claim he's going shopping and come home empty handed. I'm thinking the club patrons had to be spending some money at the mall, and not all in singles. Read on for a link to the news story.

There are lots of short leashed guys cursing the rat who told the Powers that Be about this one. The link goes to the news story. It never would have occured to me to make this up, y'all.